Husband and Wife in Court Non Veg Jokes

Husband and Wife in Court
Discussion …..
The Problem: Who should get
Custody of the Child? .
.
Wife jumped up and said:”Your
Honour I brought child into this
world with Pain and
Labour So it should be in My
Custody. ..
“The Judge turns 2 Husband &
says
“What do You have to say in
your defence?
“The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly
says…..
“Your Honour.
If I put a dollar in
a Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it?
The Machine’s or Mine?”
.
.
Yeh sunke…
Wife replied:”Judge Sahab…
Bartan Mera… Doodh bhi Mera…
Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye2 boond
Daalne
se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi
kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale
ka
.
.
“Husband replied :”Type writer
me kagaz Maine dala, keys
daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki,
fir Chithi kiski?
Typewriter ki ya Meri?
“Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad):
“Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi
Haath se hi likh leta To ye
Noubat hi na Aati.
“.
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.
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Samjhe kya…:P

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