Husband and Wife in Court Non Veg Jokes

Husband and Wife in Court
Discussion …..
The Problem: Who should get
Custody of the Child? .
Wife jumped up and said:”Your
Honour I brought child into this
world with Pain and
Labour So it should be in My
Custody. ..
“The Judge turns 2 Husband &
“What do You have to say in
your defence?
“The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly
“Your Honour.
If I put a dollar in
a Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it?
The Machine’s or Mine?”
Yeh sunke…
Wife replied:”Judge Sahab…
Bartan Mera… Doodh bhi Mera…
Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye2 boond
se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale
“Husband replied :”Type writer
me kagaz Maine dala, keys
daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki,
fir Chithi kiski?
Typewriter ki ya Meri?
“Frustrated Judge (Getting
“Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi
Haath se hi likh leta To ye
Noubat hi na Aati.
Samjhe kya…:P

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