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Nepali Dirty Jokes

धुर्मुसे मुलासाग को घर गयेर:-
धुर्मेसे:- ए मुलासाग मलाई तिम्रि छोरि को हात चहियो?
मुलासाग :- तलाई मुर्दार किन चहियो मेरो छोरि सुंतलि को हात???
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धुर्मुसे:- किनकि अब मेरो हात थाकि सक्यो……..
बुझ्ने ले हास्नु, नबुझ्ने ले कार्टुन नेट्वोर्क हेर्दै बस्नु!

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Cute Proposal. ♥

Boy: Aren’t Your Legs Paining?

Girl: No Why Are You Asking?

Boy: Because You Have Been Running In My Mind For A Long Time !♥! -.-

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Nepali & American college principals argued that their students are fearless.
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American college principle called d
students n asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
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They jumped Principal said:
“see the guts”
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Nepali Principal called the students
& told them to jump.
They said-
“pagal vako chas kya takle?”
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Principal said :
“see the guts”:P

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A beautiful girl asks lift from you.

On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says

‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.

’THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’

YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”

THIS IS REAL TENSION…………

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Man in bed with wife, sliding his hand slowly across her back,shoulders, jst brushing her, legs, spreads her legs apart & runs his hand everywhere moves back towards top & stops.
Wife gasps..”Why did u stop…hmm..?”

Man-Remote vetiyo….timi suta aba….

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Teacher: Explain responsibility.

Student: mam your blouse has
four buttons, if three buttons
break down the entire
responsibility will be on the
fourth one……….

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A 13 year girl at a bra shop…
Girl-show me bra
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Shop keeper-36″?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-32″?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-24″?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper-20″?
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Girl-smaller
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Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some
cream it must b a pimple………

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