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20 .A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?

Autoposy Report : death due

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19 . A little girl to her mother: “Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes
like a peanut”

Mom: ” Do you mean its little”

girl: ” No Mom! Its salty.”

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18 . A man forgot to zip up.So
a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.
Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?
she said No, JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE

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17 .kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai

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16. Q……..Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?

A………Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..

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15.A Nurse come in Doc’s Room.

Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?

Nurse ans: Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use.

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14.a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.

baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.

can i touch your peen,

OH NO NEVER.

you have already broken your own

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12.8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him,

can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI

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11. Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai

“Light chali gai hai” “Aadmi bnaijo Replied” “Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao”

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10. 75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don’t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng

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9. Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P—S?”

Mom: “Yes”

Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”

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9. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!

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8. Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

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7. Viagra now available in eye drops, you don’t get an erection but you look hard!

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6. T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network……..

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5. I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!

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4. Girl: It’s 2 tight

Boy: Don’t worry, I’ll do it slowly,

Gal: Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Gal: It’s painful,

Boy: Forget it.

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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3.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl:

“see I told you not to worry!!!!”

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2. A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that I will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

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Books And Study

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1. boy can I touch yr software
girl 1st show me yr hardware
boy- should i install it in your system ?
girl-okay ,but cover it with antivirus , then install it .

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