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40. Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.

Mother: Stupid! He wanted to see ur panty.

Daughter: I am clever I didn’t wear any of them.

39. Mental anxiety,

Mental breakdowns,

Menstrual cramps,

Menopause…

Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!

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38. Which Part…

of a man’s body

has no bone

full of veins

loves pumping

and responsible 4

making LOVE!
ANSWER:

HEART!!! But i luv the way u think…

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37. Short thing

It gets Longer

when U hold it

N pass between

women Breasts

N enters into

A hole

What is it?

1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt

U dirty mind.

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36. He came 2 me 1 nite

explored my body

licked

sucked

swallowed

& had his fill

wen satisfied he left…

I was hurt…

F***IN MOSQUITO

U Dirty Mind

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35. Skin meets Skin

When is that

the skin meets skin,

hair meets hair

n balls disappear..

Dirty mind

its when

u BLINK UR EYES

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34. When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,

when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!

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33. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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32. Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

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31. Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..Cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite?
My lovely pyjamas

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30. A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

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29. Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! Mmmmm That’s how I sex on text!

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28. I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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27 . He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

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26 . It’s better to stay away from girls.
Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life,
remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

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25 . A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.
His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

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24 . How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I’ve 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I’m Going 2 introduce 2 u Later

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23 .What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

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22. A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i’ll pay u back in monthly instalments.

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21 .class me teacher lacture de raha tha, ladkiya ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, ladkiya hansne lagay,

Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga.

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